suck: verb: Middle English suken, from Old English sucan; Latin sugere

slang : to be objectionable or inadequate <Dick Poe Toyota Sucks> <the movie Swing Vote sucked> <doesn't our do-nothing Congress suck?>

Who Sucks? - Lee Garrett Sucks

Lee Garrett
Specialty Graphics, Incorporated
150 South 51st Street
Phoenix, Arizona 85034
800 466-7367

Lee Garrett is an obnoxious salesman for Specialty Graphics, Incorporated (SGI), a company that sells marketing items like little flashlights with your company name on them. I should have known better when the call showed as 'Unknown Caller' with no number on the caller ID that it was a scam call. Mr. Garrett, the SGI salesman, offers a 'deal' on some LED keychains. It sounds cheap enough so I go through the details of how I want the lettering on the keychain to appear, the special font we use, etc. Anyone who has ever ordered marketing materials has been through the process. He claims he has the font (but sounded so full of crap that I didn't believe him) then asks me for a credit card, so I tell him to send me a proof of the text before I place the order. This prick goes off on me, stating that he does this every day and that he doesn't have to show me anything, then curses me, said I wasted his time and hung up the phone.

All I can say about Lee Garrett is that he is a completely obnoxious prick. I'm not ordering anything unless I can see that it will look like I want, otherwise I am not interested. It looks to me like Specialty Graphics, Incorporated should lose at least one obnoxious salesman and they probably should remove my number from their call list for good measure.

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