suck: verb: Middle English suken, from Old English sucan; Latin sugere

slang : to be objectionable or inadequate <Dick Poe Toyota Sucks> <the movie Swing Vote sucked> <doesn't our do-nothing Congress suck?>

Who Sucks? - Beech Street Sucks

Beech Street
25500 Commercentre Drive
Lake Forest, CA 92630-8855
Phone: 949-672-1000
Fax: 949-672-1111
800-BEECH-ST (800-233-2478)

I received some fax spam purportedly offering comprehensive health insurance for $89.50 per month. I called the phone number to find out just who was behind this spam fax marketing campaign. The phone number listed in the spam fax was 1-877-800-9156. Calling the number, a woman answered using the company name Association Enrollment.

I asked which insurers would be underwriting the policy and was told a few names that I did not recognize, and she further stated that it made no difference to the policy coverage which insurance companies underwrote their policies. I am not sure that is correct information on her part, I would imagine the insurer makes a great deal of difference regarding actual coverage.

After doing some fruitless research, I called back in an attempt to get more information. This time the phone was answered by a male as Enrollment Center. He provided a website address,, and told me that Beech Street would be the PTO Network for the $89.50 health insurance advertised in the junk fax.

Beech Street sucks for resorting to deceptive, dishonest marketing and advertising campaign involving broadcast junk faxes in an effort at promoting what I can only assume is questionable medical coverage.

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